Aspiring to be something. Or someone, preferably. Selective anglophile. Reveur, directioner, potterhead, etc and constantly dreading social escursion.

whitecrossgirl:

belle-princess:

 

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

(Source: porpetinascamander)

The killers Music Videos  - Mr Brightside l Hot Fuss 2004

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

wiitch-hazell:

Id like to say that I kinda did puberty right

officialunitedstates:

"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.
"I don’t know… I can’t tell."
"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."
I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.
"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 
"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.
"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 
She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 
"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.
"No we’re all out," she said calmly, "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."
"What the hell," I said.

officialunitedstates:

"Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?" she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.

"I don’t know… I can’t tell."

"That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go."

I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.

"Date a girl who reads books," she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 

"What’s that?" I asked, not quite understanding her.

"Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand." 

She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 

"Hey, do we have any water left?" I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.

"No we’re all out," she said calmly, "The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together."

"What the hell," I said.

tylerslittleshit:

have an infinite tronnor being cute gif on your blog

tylerslittleshit:

have an infinite tronnor being cute gif on your blog

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

(Source: fireball-mudflap)

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres)

tothecatcher:

Hanging out with the breeze and it’s telling me about the rain coming from off and over the sea. Not pictured is the Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale I’m guzzling to win myself over.

tothecatcher:

Hanging out with the breeze and it’s telling me about the rain coming from off and over the sea. Not pictured is the Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale I’m guzzling to win myself over.

costconiall:

did i ever tell u guys i had a rapping phase in 6th grade and i memorized the entire 3rd verse in love the way u lie to impress people and i was confident as hell so i asked people during recess who wanted to hear me rap and my crush said “i do” and i was like fuk and i was like “alright!! haha!!! :)” and i started rapping the whole thing and in the middle of the verse he looks up and walks away and to this day i cant listen to love the way u lie without crying

Charlotte ~ 27/9

(Source: halfsleeper)

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS
TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE
GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS

TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE

GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n)

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…

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I think that’s enough adventure for today.