Aspiring to be something. Or someone, preferably. Selective anglophile. Reveur, directioner, potterhead, etc and constantly dreading social escursion.

allonsytosherwoodforest:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"Scared, Potter?"

trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

I: Can anyone show me a tattoo we haven’t seen before? x

(Source: sstyls)

(Source: scarymansion)

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

(Source: imthepinkukulele)

sirenstrike:

How this conversation really went in my head.

I often imagine they have odd fights about who has the most majestic hair. 

(Source: eliizabethtudor)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

disneyprincesschandler:

disneyaddictgirl:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

If it wasn’t for him being a attempted murderer they would be a cute couple

Minor issues

#so he’s a bit of a fixer upper

disneyprincesschandler:

disneyaddictgirl:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

If it wasn’t for him being a attempted murderer they would be a cute couple

Minor issues

(Source: disneyineveryway)

tastefullyoffensive:

The Six Laws of Adorability by Jacob Andrews [collegehumor]

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

stevetheicecube:

mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

Ugh. I showed this to my mum and she still wasn’t convinced (I didn’t show her the strippers).

stevetheicecube:

mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

Ugh. I showed this to my mum and she still wasn’t convinced (I didn’t show her the strippers).

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight)

percychased:

olympiandemigods:

hunterdiangelo:

hauntingpercabeth:

phantom-of-the-fandom:

ANNABETH HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

RACHEL HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

NICO HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

EVERYONE HAS A CRUSH ON PERCY

DONT FORGET ABOUT CALYPSO

AND ONE OF THE AMAZONS

AND ME

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT JASON

crazysience:

Me before social events

(Source: foeverrlost)

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti)

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

image

right

image

he

imagecalled

image

me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can…